November Goals: Zero-Waste Life! (Almost, I’m Really Trying)

It’s my birth month! I’m officially 23-years-old! I don’t know what that means exactly however I know I’m getting older by the second. 2018 feels like it’s been going on for three years. January felt like three months and each month after that continued to drag on then November came too quickly. It felt like …

Self-Induced Bliss and Obsolete Men

Sex sells and Chuck Palahniuk’s world in “Beautiful You” you can sell it inside a pink bag and men would soon be obsolete.The novel even opens with the lines “A billion husbands are about to be replaced.” Which would make you wonder why and how would a billion men be replaced? Our protagonist 25-year-old Penny …

Love and Shmucks (Fiction)

He called me hot and grabbed my ass. I sort of hoped he was gay but then again even a guy wouldn’t fuck him. He could’ve been attractive if he wasn’t slouching or wearing clothes that don’t fit him right or if he decided to shave that day. Don’t get me wrong, some men look …